Corey Quotes
Bordello Of Blood
"Oh my God, it's a necrophiliac's wet dream!"
The Burbs
Ricky Butler: Green sky at morning, neighbor take warning.
Ray Peterson: Green sky at night?
Ricky Butler: Neighbor take flight?
Rumsfield: Hey Ricky, get this lame-o out of your yard!
Ricky: Get out of my yard, lame-o!
"No tan lines this morning! Looks nice."
"God, i love this street."
"Wow, that was so amazing! You know, the same thing happened to me! I was over there yesterday...it wasnt bees though..."
"Officer! You gotta help! There's these people, and they're in my parents house, and they're eating all their FOOD!!"
Girl: Cant we go see a movie?
Ricky: A movie?? That isnt real! THIS is real! This is my neighborhood!
License To Drive
"Could you take the car out of neutral? We Just got passed by a street sweeper."
The Lost Boys
"If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!"
"Great! The blood sucking Brady Bunch!"
"Where the hell are you from? Krypton?"
Edgar Frog: You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.
Alan Frog: Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?
Sam Emerson: Actually I thought it was a bakery.
Edgar Frog: This is just a cover, we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.
Edgar Frog: You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
Sam Emerson: Yeah, all day.
Alan Frog: Does the sun freak him out?
Sam Emerson: He wears sunglasses in the house.
Edgar Frog: Bad breath, long fingernails?
Sam Emerson: Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, he always had bad breath though.
Alan Frog: He's a vampire all right.
Edgar Frog: All right, here's what you do, get your self a good sharp stake and drive it straight through his heart.
Sam Emerson: I can't do that, he's my brother.
Alan Frog: OK, we'll come over and do it for you.
Edgar Frog: You'd better get a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.
Sam Emerson: And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."
Edgar Frog: We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.
Alan Frog: Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
Edgar Frog: As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.
Alan Frog: Kill your brother, you'll feel better.
"We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on."
"It's not our fault, they pulled a mindtrap on us, they opened their eyes and talked."
"I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them."
Stand By Me
"Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!"
"This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once."
Chris: Hey, how can you tell if a French man's been in your backyard?
Teddy: Hey, im French, alright?
Chris: Your trash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.
Teddy: Didnt i just say i was French?
"Why dont you eat your dick?"
"Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead anymore!"
Teddy: Fine, you guys can haul your candy asses half way across the state and back, but I'll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts.
Gordie: Do you use your left hand or right hand for that?
Teddy: You wish.
"A pile of shit has a thousand eyes."
"Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy."
"What are you, cracked?"
The Fox And The Hound
he's young copper
Young Copper: I'm a hound dog!
Young Todd: You're my best friend, Copper.
Young Copper: And you're mine, too, Todd.
Young Todd: And we'll be friends forever.
Young Copper: Yeah, forever.